My Future Wife Needs Help!

Oh wait, maybe I should read the rest of this article before jumping to conclusions...again. Remember that "Red Devils Come to Toronto" headline from a few years back? Yea, let's not relive that episode again o_O

Apparently, my future wife, I MEAN, country music and pop icon Taylor Swift is in some kind of contest for a "People's Choice" Award for "Favourite Female Artist for 2012" (Must be something new, like that "Saturday Shootaround" idea I am working on in my hockey blog. They are probably unsure if this "People's Choice Awards" is going to be a thing, similar to that "Shootaround" idea I am often debating turning into a weekly thing on Saturdays)

According to Facebook and various reliable news outlets, Taylor Swift has over twenty-six million "likes" on the social network, almost ten million followers on Twitter, sold millions of albums in stores and online, three footballs, two baby frogs, and one delicious cookie! Earlier this week, the CBS news magazine "60 Minutes" interviewed her about her blossoming career, worldwide acclaim, and being a role model ^_^ Critics complain her consistency and down-to-earth nature don't sell magazines, is too goody-goody and out of touch, or hit the headlines on whatever outdated gossip television spot every week, but in today's world of viral videos and over-saturation of media devices it is nice to know there is an honest and approachable person who likes being my future wife, I MEAN, an honest and approachable person ^_^ (Phew, that was close). To all her critics, I say PATOOIE!

Readers will remember how I couldn't decide between Taylor Swift and "Mike & Ike" candies earlier in the year, but I will definitely choose Taylor for that "People's Choice" thingy (MARRY ME!). We all need heroes, and in the midst of unstable and turbulent times consistent and stable people, either on the stage or on our streets, are about the most solid people we can look up to (MARRY ME!). I am impressed that realism and authenticity are relevant and important to her, even when no one is around, because in secret is where one forges those values. She understands that one person cannot do it alone; as human beings we can only progress with patience, teamwork, and imagination.

MARRY ME: Is it possible to like Taylor Swift a little too much? Is it possible live underwater?!

I think you can VOTE for Taylor Swift on her Facebook page: Click Here!

To see if her list of followers went over ten million on Twitter, click here!